Tuesday 9 April 2013

Bitchy Bubbles!

EastEnders
 
So I have decided to start watching it again,  I have watched it on and off, since the 1992 Queen Vic fire.  It has been on fire since of course, and 'that' was a let down.  Maybe I am just sadistic and wanted more people to die.  Instead we had Peggy just walking down the street with a special theme. What was that about?  Mind you one Mitchell down, only one to go!  I love Sharon, she is part of the reason I tune in again...just to see how many times she pouts, but will she ever find happiness?  She can stay, but Phil has to go... the whole storyline with Sharon needs to be over with.  He is not as fit as Dennis was, don't go there Shazza!  He looks more paler than usual, last time I saw him, the make-up team had over done his blusher!  He always looked like he red in the face!  I know as a character he is supposed to be genuinely angry, but do I as a viewer have to see red when I see him?  Why can't someone push him down the apple and pears?  Or he could leave in a black cab?  Or be run over by one?  He was shot a few years ago, he survived that and car crashes and the 2010 Vic fire... surely his nine lives are up by now?  Mind you he is no pussycat, by the amount of women he's shagged, he surely is a right tiger?  Well to me I wouldn't want to find out, but with Joey I would.  I think he should be more naked in every scene, mind you with the British weather, I assume it wouldn't be realistic.  Mind you, this soap is hardly realistic.  Is anyone happy in Walford?
 
 
Emmerdale
 
Well last week was a continuation of 'Belle Goes Bad', or the writers having just realised that Belle has now got boobs decided to create a monster to match.   She will be preggers next, I hope its not Rodney's!  Steve's still got the horsey blues, whilst Katie quickly got over hers.  Her horse died and he only apppeared in the soap twice: once to tell Katie and Ness he was ill and once to die.  She was over him in two episodes, so much for him being her favourite horse.  Horse Killer Ness inherited money from her godmother and has bought into the vets practice, which means she is going to stick around: DAMN!  She practically destroyed Rhona and Paddy's marriage and killed a horse.  What will she do next?  Have a coffee in the cafe?  Oh she did that last week with a bacon butty.  Bring back the ever absent Diane!  Seriously where is she? She half owns The Woolpack and her other annoying daughter has returned, so WHERE IS SHE?  She disappeared for months, then came back to shout at Bernice for couple of epsodes and then pissed off again!  Meanwhile Killer Cameron is still about...I really want another him to kill a few more and then get killed by Ness.  So it could be bye bye to them both?  Debbie has become far too gobby lately, maybe she could be next on his list?  Maybe Ness could mistake her for a horse...
 
Corrie (Coronation Street)
 
Killer Carl still hasn't confessed, maybe they could do a soap cross over and him and Killer Cameron? They could become a power couple, and then have a domestic over who deleted Desperate Housewives from their Sky Planner and kill each other with handbags?  Nothing really to say about this, apart from that Stella looked like a gremlin when was in the dark back alley with Jase.  She looks fine in the daylight, I think. I am loving the Eileen/Paul storyline though.  I just wished Toni (the dead fire fighter) had appeared in he soap for more than she did, then I could understand why Paul like her so much.  Oh and 'spacecake gate' was hysterical!  It is always a plus to see the dishy doc...  Maybe he could go into EastEnders with Joey and they could well... *insert naughty thoughts here*


Coming soon.... Hollyoaks and Dallas ....

Escape From Reality

I use TV as an escape from the reality of the world, so in this blog I will be giving my views on TV programmes! Mostly the soaps, because they are so unreal; they are pure escapism.  They are supposed to be based on reality??? Not my version, unless it includes ... oh well I don't want to divulge my personal struggles, so mmmmm.  Hope you enjoy my craziness.  By the way, I am doing this whilst watching EastEnders, isn't that ironic?  Don't you think?